Q: There is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10. Where is 9, why 9 is missing? A: Because 7 ate (8) 9 Q: Why you go to bed? A: Because bed will not go to you. Q: A drunkard speeds his car, there is old lady in the middle of the street, but the drunkard didn’t hit her. Why? A: Because it happens during the day. I know it’s not new jokes, and (a little bit) lame. […]
