Let’s laugh for a while

Q: There is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10. Where is 9, why 9 is missing?
A: Because 7 ate (8) 9

Q: Why you go to bed?
A: Because bed will not go to you.

Q: A drunkard speeds his car, there is old lady in the middle of the street, but the drunkard didn’t hit her. Why?
A: Because it happens during the day.

I know it’s not new jokes, and (a little bit) lame.
This post is not a filler post too. Why? I’ll tell you on tomorrow post.

Do you have jokes to share?