While our team went out for lunch yesterday, our boss was showing us his mom and grandma photo. He is so proud because both of them look very young and like a sister. Boss (B): here is my mom and my grandmother *showing us their photo Me (M): wow! They look much younger than their age. Boss, you somewhat look older. B: thanks they will love it. But I will hate you. *Everybody were laughing M: ( ´Д`)y━･~~ (sorry boss, […]
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Thinking of settling down? Apparently not
After moving out from one place to another .. At first, I thought I found my home, I thought this time, I found the perfect place, I simply thought that I found my peace, I thought finally, a good place to start my life over in a new neighborhood. No no no.. You’re wrong me, big time..! Not until your neighbors are coming around your place, Not until they start to annoy you, Not until they start to be noisier […]
Let’s laugh for a while
Q: There is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10. Where is 9, why 9 is missing? A: Because 7 ate (8) 9 Q: Why you go to bed? A: Because bed will not go to you. Q: A drunkard speeds his car, there is old lady in the middle of the street, but the drunkard didn’t hit her. Why? A: Because it happens during the day. I know it’s not new jokes, and (a little bit) lame. […]
[joke]: 11 rules from world’s sexiest geek
I received this post from one of the group I joined, it’s maybe.. true haha.. (not trying to defend geek here) Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1 Life is not fair […]